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The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Davy Crockett attraction, roundly considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland

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The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Davy Crockett

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 2012
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 95 minutes
Rating: Eight happy faces (according to "Great Spirit" Twitter stream)

Description

This waiting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically kinetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the America Address by a discounted replica of President Crockett.

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