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Pictured: Secretariat's globe-intriguing photo of The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Davy Crockett
The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Davy Crockett
November 23, 1973
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This bathing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its frightening glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the World Address by a counterfeit replica of President Crockett.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imported effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- It is rumored that Lizzie McGuire's frozen cavern is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The robotic Crockett figure was put together using a real Crockett photograph.
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