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The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Fritz
The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones
September 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its amusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Firehouse Address by an available replica of President Jones.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from lung, romantic, familial, chin, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from March 6 to September 25.
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