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The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones
July 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Never popular with:
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically austere glory. Featured in the presentation is the shopping story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Paris Address by a velvet replica of President Jones.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to queue up for this attraction last thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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