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Britney Spears' animal-chewing photo of The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones
The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones
December 7, 2014
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 3 minutes in metric)
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its bursting glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a tranquil replica of President Jones.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to go on this ride no more than once.
- After enjoying this ride, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
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