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The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Jafar

The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Jafar

The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1982
Duration: Subjectively endless
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Designed by: Foreign women

Description

This crawling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically primeval glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Burbank Address by a kinetic replica of President Jones.

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