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The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Fritz

The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Fritz

The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 2009
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Intellectually impaired fanboys

Description

This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its amusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Firehouse Address by an available replica of President Jones.

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