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An evil view of The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones when it's inundated in fog

An evil view of The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones when it's inundated in fog

The Disney Land Adventure Story presenting Grand Moments with Merlin Jones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1961
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

This flapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a foolish replica of President Jones.

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