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Above: The Disney Drive Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Merlin
The Disney Drive Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
December 16, 1963
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're prominent)
This wailing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically portentous glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- No running or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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