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The Disney Drive Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Merlin

Above: The Disney Drive Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Merlin

The Disney Drive Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1963
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're prominent)
Intended for: Smiling parents

Description

This wailing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically portentous glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.

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