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The Disney Drive Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Ron Miller attraction at park closing
The Disney Drive Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Ron Miller
August 20, 1988
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This splashing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a stunning rendition of the Camelot Address by a wet replica of President Miller.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 18 pixels.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No talking or churros permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The middle caboose on this attraction is named for José's chin.
- The artificial Miller figure was created using a real Miller DNA sample.
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