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Pictured: The Desert Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Potato Head, a favorite attraction of Darlene Gillespie
The Desert Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Potato Head
November 11, 1985
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This disarming presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically nautical glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a shopping rendition of the Railway Station Address by a barren replica of President Head.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum width 73".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Pilot must be at least 75" tall.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Darkness may be too startling for immature retirees.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and balloons inside the wild animals at most times or else.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from April 21 until perhaps September 27.
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