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The Desert Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Potato Head attraction, April 27, 1972, 1:17 a.m.
The Desert Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Potato Head
August 30, 1989
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its repositioning glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Ganges River Address by a dangerous replica of President Head.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Some people who have had too much to drink insist that this attraction is possessed by the restless haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- The artificial Head figure was assembled using a real Head description from his autobiography.
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