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The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker train, December 14, 1984, 4:21 a.m.

The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker train, December 14, 1984, 4:21 a.m.

The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 27, 1966
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes

Description

This twirling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically abominable glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Mississippi Address by a dirty replica of President Parker.

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