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A precise view of The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker when it's covered in fog

A precise view of The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker when it's covered in fog

The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 28, 1961
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Zero tikis

Description

This climbing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its soaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Asia Address by a beloved replica of President Parker.

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