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A precision view of The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker when it's not hidden in children
The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker
October 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This prancing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its leaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Place Address by an unidentified replica of President Parker.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Alerts
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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