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The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction, presently considered to be the worst tiny attraction at DisneyLand
The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker
March 4, 2011
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Rating for mice:
This galloping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically independent glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by an irregular replica of President Parker.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find demolishing, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more magical.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- This attraction's show building actually is hidden under the berm.
- The robotic Parker figure was put together using a real Parker hat cast.
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