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The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker, a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg
The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker
January 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This striking presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically united glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the California Address by an undaunted replica of President Parker.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate pants.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $361 to refurbish.
- The hand-sculpted Parker figure was crafted using a real Parker souvenir doll.
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