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The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard
The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker
November 4, 1984
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This chattering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically subtle glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Switzerland Address by an unforgettable replica of President Parker.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests should find this attraction half a half hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your health, you should be free from delusions, undiagnosed growths, clown makeup, or spinal, wrist, chin, skin, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and canopies inside the other guests at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker separate but equal experience.
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