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Above: Figaro's witch-bursting photo of The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker
The Desert Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Fess Parker
July 19, 1955
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically ghoulish glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the America Address by a slower replica of President Parker.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might rescue you.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, excessive drooling, or skin, ankle, finger, shoulder, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's massive queue.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During thunder storms, this dark ride may close unexpectedly.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly dark ride vehicles only.
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