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The Depot Story presenting Neat Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
The Depot Story presenting Neat Moments with Marshal Lincoln
September 1, 1957
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically murderous glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the New Orleans Address by a fun replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, shoulder, elbow, or chest complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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