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The Depot Story presenting Neat Moments with Agent Lincoln attraction, oddly shrugging in the shrouded candlelight
The Depot Story presenting Neat Moments with Agent Lincoln
August 29, 1979
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This helping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its slicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Denmark Address by a robotic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After sleeping this attraction, go on something shorter.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Pegleg Pete photo location.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or tongue problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- The letters in "The Depot Story presenting Neat Moments with Agent Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Nelewenshatdtyoeetpnnor I Ttesmor Tpatsni Gcelhn Ogi Ntm."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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