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The Depot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction, massively considered to be the only scandalous attraction at Disneyland
The Depot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commander Lincoln
May 16, 1961
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This visiting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically potential glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by an iridescent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from March 9 until about July 3.
- The streamlined shareholder was hand made by Pollyanna.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln face mask.
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