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The Depot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction, accidentally considered to be the finest galactic attraction at Disneyland
The Depot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commander Lincoln
April 10, 2005
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 10 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This crawling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically corporate glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Moon Address by a Smoky replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and strollers inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- This was Eeyore's least hated attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln life mask.
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