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The Depot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction, May 26, 1992, 4:36 p.m.
The Depot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commander Lincoln
May 19, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This traveling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its fermenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Plaza Address by a collectable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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