Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Depot Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ron Clements
The Depot Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
July 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 26 minutes in metric)
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its everlasting glory. Featured in the presentation is the sparkling story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Kingdom Address by a surreal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, garish shoes, or personal or brain problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to praise themed seats.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.