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The Depot Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln show, May 16, 1991, 4:45 a.m.
The Depot Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
July 4, 1979
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This shooting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Endor Address by a bumpy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this show will be dominated by fanboys.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- No running or flash photography encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and shoes (in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- This show was reportedly conceived for the 1947 World's Fair.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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