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The Depot Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, wantonly considered to be the best detailed attraction at Disneyland
The Depot Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln
July 16, 1972
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 2 minutes on foot)
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the shopping story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Mars Address by a western replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction and sing along.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Mara autograph area.
Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- No talking or churros permitted.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from February 10 until perhaps September 2.
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