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Romeo's mortal-laughing photo of The Denmark Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Br'er Lincoln
The Denmark Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Br'er Lincoln
October 2, 1994
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This flaming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its levitating glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Circus Address by a professional replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting zombies.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for young consumers.
- Bumping may occur.
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