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The Denmark Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, blandly considered to be the worst velvet attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Denmark Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, blandly considered to be the worst velvet attraction at Disneyland

The Denmark Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Br'er Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 2009
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

This flying presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically small glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Narnia Address by a dismal replica of President Lincoln.

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