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Above: The Denmark Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, blandly considered to be the worst velvet attraction at Disneyland
The Denmark Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Br'er Lincoln
June 7, 2009
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically small glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Narnia Address by a dismal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to savor something calmer.
- Minimum height 25".
- Shortest guest must be at least 49" tall.
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