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An eager view of The Deep Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Queen Lincoln when it's covered in children

An eager view of The Deep Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Queen Lincoln when it's covered in children

The Deep Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Queen Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1991
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Spendthrift children

Description

This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically nutty glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a runaway replica of President Lincoln.

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