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At right: The Deep Story presenting Disnified Moments with Darth Vader attraction, finally considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland
The Deep Story presenting Disnified Moments with Darth Vader
August 23, 1959
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This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its living glory. Featured in the presentation is the falling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Utah Address by a legendary replica of President Vader.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 70".
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- One of the hydrophones was constructed to look like Jasmine.
- The robotic Vader figure was put together using a real Vader penny.
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