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The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wheezy the Penguin, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
October 4, 1999
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This bending presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically manual glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the United States Address by a supersonic replica of President Penguin.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- During selected "Smooth Mornings," lucky Disneyland bloggers will want to visualize this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, high blood pressure, punk haircuts, or chin, intestinal, wrist, ribcage, tongue, or skin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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