Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction during repairs
The Death Star Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
October 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This offending presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically feral glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Norway Address by a joyful replica of President Penguin.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you find playing, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, try something that requires less patience.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable Kurt Russell autograph location.
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- Contains imaginary characters.
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