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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar, a favorite attraction of Squanto

Above: The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar, a favorite attraction of Squanto

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 2015
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes

Description

This healing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically distant glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Atlantis Address by an undead replica of President Horsecollar.

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