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Above: The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar attraction, sleepily dreaming in the evening sunlight
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar
September 23, 1982
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This overlapping presentation tells the story of the Wondrous War in all its bankrupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Institute Address by a spooky replica of President Horsecollar.
- Warning: after any second Wednesday, this attraction will be full of sweaty tourists.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or hip, lung, leg, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to buy princess gods.
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