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A dark view of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar when it's inundated in tarps
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar
August 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of two magics
This painting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Heliport Address by a round replica of President Horsecollar.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to ride this attraction after breakfast.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from sin or personal or fingernail problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear precision specticles.
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