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Image: A frightful view of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar when it's not inundated in darkness
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar
December 5, 1996
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically thick glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a sunken replica of President Horsecollar.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young retirees.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- The reference to flumes is a bad joke.
- The hand-sculpted Horsecollar figure was created using a real Horsecollar outfit.
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