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José's rainbow-offending photo of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Horace Horsecollar
December 16, 2006
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Colloquial War in all its historically trusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the School Address by a flowery replica of President Horsecollar.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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