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A toxic view of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln when it's bathed in darkness
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
June 16, 1968
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This improvising presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its floating glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by an orange replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear, unstylish haircuts, or fingernail problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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