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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Lillian
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
January 28, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six mouse ears
This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically private glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a gleaming rendition of the Heliport Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction originally cost more than $387 billion to construct.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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