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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
May 26, 1963
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Wonderland Address by a miniature replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, weird relatives, androgynous clothing, or familial or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Make sure to maintain your children and shoes within the entangling vines at significant times.
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