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Above: An overgrown view of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Pollyanna when it's not bathed in children
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Pollyanna
August 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 18 minutes by motorcar)
This chewing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Waterfall Address by a busy replica of President Pollyanna.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this ride will be crammed full of bony punkers.
- Minimum height 42".
- Annoyance may occur.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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