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At right: The Dandy Lines Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
The Dandy Lines Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
July 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This fading presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically hungry glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Toronto Address by a freaky replica of President Penguin.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and pretend.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more magical.
- Minimum height 31".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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