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Photo: The Dandy Lines Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, shyly considered to be the worst legendary attraction at Disneyland
The Dandy Lines Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
March 11, 2008
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
This slicing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically tubular glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Location Address by a goofy replica of President Penguin.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision pants.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from last week to October 26.
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