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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Archbishop Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jack Skellington

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Archbishop Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jack Skellington

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Archbishop Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 3, 1980
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Ten jollies

Description

This screeching presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its darling glory. Featured in the presentation is the plotting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Interior Address by a tiny replica of President Lincoln.

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