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The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln adventure at dusk

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The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: January 30, 1976
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Vacationing toddlers

Description

This yelling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a carousing rendition of the Eden Address by a theatrical replica of President Lincoln.

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