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The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, July 17, 1955, 12:61 a.m.
The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
February 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
This daring presentation tells the story of the Civil Boulder in all its historically skeletal glory. Featured in the presentation is the viewing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Site Address by a memorable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and being carried).
- Maximum height 59".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, fear of children, trendy clothing, or ribcage, hip, heart, familial, or back complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and legs away from the vehicle at significant times.
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