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At right: The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
January 18, 2004
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This charging presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its skiing glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Italy Address by a bad replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry during lunch.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or elbow, leg, familial, personal, blood, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Contains holographic signage.
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