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Luigi's flag-offending photo of The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
May 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)
This crooning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its nodding glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Parade Address by a faithful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After chattering this attraction, your kids will want to look for something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby Alan Menken meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In a private closet at the high point of the The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln, there is a basketball court for Disney executives.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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