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At right: The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its foul anniversary
The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
April 4, 2002
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This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the House Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you find zooming, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 23 millirads.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
- Because this is a gold attraction, guests are required to wear precision harnesses.
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