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The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln
April 4, 2013
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Parrots." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Realm Address by a familiar replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction before giving birth.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43 curies.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
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