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A new view of The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln when it's not bathed in characters
The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln
December 3, 2002
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This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its quitting glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or churros allowed.
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