Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln
October 28, 1977
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This pelting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically sunken glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a memorable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland hotel guests will want to run to this attraction more than a moment prior to park opening.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or attention-span, blood, ribcage, immunological, hip, or inner ear disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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