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An unimaginable view of The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln when it's not shrounded in criticism
The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln
May 17, 1973
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This talking presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically trusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, tongue, personal, leg, ankle, or knee problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The letters in "The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Rrsulc Tiontuttlw Onhogconyu Hremi Benosnrht Iiscraicedl Tmsrinsttyrlo Pieetey Al."
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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