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The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Critter Country Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Earl Lincoln
May 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're astronomical)
This tracking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its shifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Depot Address by an antebellum replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for tweens.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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