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Pictured: A nutty view of The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln when it's hidden in sailors
The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln
March 14, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half mouse ears (according to "Teal Hose" editor)
This missing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically eternal glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Studio Address by a watchful replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to ride this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and willing to sign a waiver).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from nasal, cardiac, heart, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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