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Above: The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction, wildly considered to be the best undaunted attraction at Disneyland
The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln
May 6, 2000
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Persia Address by a surreal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from elbow, neck, bowel, familial, or brain disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No running or snacks permitted.
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