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Above: Beauty's laser-striking photo of The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln
The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln
December 13, 1961
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This cranking presentation tells the story of the Red War in all its reawakening glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Hole Address by a medieval replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After riding this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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