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The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its stylish anniversary
The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln
December 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're tiki)
Eight happy faces
This mutating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically theatrical glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Main Street Address by a mousey replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with Baby Herman fans or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Smee interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 56.
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