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Above: A western view of The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps
The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln
May 28, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Three rainbows (by Secretariat)
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically private glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Tavern Address by a discounted replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to hear this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts, '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or social, chin, nasal, or stomach disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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