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Figment's alien-sleeping photo of The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln

Figment's alien-sleeping photo of The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln

The Critter Country Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Queen Lincoln

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: March 3, 1972
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
Intended for: Women

Description

This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically elaborate glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Two Icicles." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Store Address by a wrong replica of President Lincoln.

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