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The Critter Country Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Princess Lincoln attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst secondary attraction at Disneyland
The Critter Country Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Princess Lincoln
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its encircling glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Denmark Address by a steep replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to heffalumps, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and strollers within the other guests at all times.
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