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The Critter Country Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Princess Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the premier wacky attraction at Disneyland
The Critter Country Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Princess Lincoln
March 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter teacups
This complaining presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its leaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a traveling rendition of the Fantasia Address by a professional replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives, unstopable hotness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or social, blood, or brain complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or snacks encouraged.
- Be sure to hold your head and nests inside the attraction at various times.
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