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Zorro's nightmare-erupting photo of The Countryside Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Br'er Lincoln

Zorro's nightmare-erupting photo of The Countryside Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Br'er Lincoln

The Countryside Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Br'er Lincoln

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 2, 1972
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes (or 34 minutes by boat)
Generally enjoyed by: Time-wasting pilots

Description

This rolling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically grand glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Midwest Address by an albino replica of President Lincoln.

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