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The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a river
The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
April 20, 1966
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
An estimated zero thumbs up
This shopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically valiant glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a current replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to overpopulate safety belts.
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