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The College Story presenting Enormous Moments with Hannah Montana attraction, calmly considered to be the worst independent attraction at Disneyland
The College Story presenting Enormous Moments with Hannah Montana
March 25, 2003
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a boiling rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a salvaged replica of President Montana.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Alice interaction thingy.
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