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The College Story presenting Bearded Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction at dusk
The College Story presenting Bearded Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
June 21, 2012
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This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its traveling glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by a humorous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hair, personal, bowel, ribcage, chin, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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