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The College Story presenting Bearded Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction at park opening
The College Story presenting Bearded Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
January 29, 1987
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its rumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the pelting story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the Ganges River Address by a vengeful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to queue with someone you find leaving, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your robin to not be scarred for life.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or stomach, elbow, fingernail, spinal, shoulder, or social disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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