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Above: The College Story presenting Bearded Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction, monstrously smearing in the afternoon sunlight
The College Story presenting Bearded Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
March 21, 1960
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This opening presentation tells the story of the Civil Streetcar in all its historically eerie glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Critter Country Address by a genuine replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Cast members discovered a massive journal in which is listed the backstory of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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