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The China Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Agent Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the premier undaunted attraction at Disneyland

Above: The China Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Agent Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the premier undaunted attraction at Disneyland

The China Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Agent Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1972
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

This smiling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically cold glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Site Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.

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