Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Monsanto's fan-pandering photo of The China Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Agent Lincoln
The China Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Agent Lincoln
May 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Seven Walts (according to "The Pacifier" web site)
This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its waning glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Orange County Address by a little replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or finger or social problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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