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The China Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Agent Lincoln attraction, July 29, 1977, 8:17 p.m.
The China Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Agent Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1980
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two plusses
Description
This running presentation tells the story of the Awful War in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Plantation Address by a ghoulish replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and glasses inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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