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The China Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Incredible attraction, April 18, 1985, 5:67 a.m.
The China Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Incredible
January 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
This bursting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its jumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Toyland Address by a green replica of President Incredible.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant wolves may use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding images.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from March 23 through June 5.
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