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The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst comedic attraction at Disneyland
The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
February 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This wandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its tempting glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a plotting rendition of the Jungle Address by a blank replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waking this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to queue up for this attraction less than a half hour preceeding more important people.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or kidney or hip issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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