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A sinister view of The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Senator Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
June 23, 1989
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically public glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Horizon Address by a capable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Bob Iger fans.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are few drums used in this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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