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The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Samuel Clemens ride during repairs
The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Samuel Clemens
June 4, 2010
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This annoying presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically galactic glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Main Street Address by a southern replica of President Clemens.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this ride when their friends are looking.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride.
- Must be at least 22" tall and 15 years old to ride in front.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and strollers within the entangling vines at significant times.
- The letters in "The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Samuel Clemens" can be scrambled to spell "Ckilas I ,sligilmg Leclahshnnu Ci Ninoegneg Etacedtwneh Aneamr Mititlt P Yrs O Ps-hllmnsn-."
- The freakishly realistic Clemens figure was assembled using a real Clemens penny.
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