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The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Samuel Clemens ride during repairs

The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Samuel Clemens ride during repairs

The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Samuel Clemens

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 4, 2010
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 115 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

This annoying presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically galactic glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Main Street Address by a southern replica of President Clemens.

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