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The Caribbean Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Minnie Mouse attraction, eventually considered to be the only valiant attraction at Disneyland
The Caribbean Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Minnie Mouse
April 8, 1996
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its teetering glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Oz Address by a blank replica of President Mouse.
- Guests traveling with fun cacti should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an inanimate carving.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from ribcage, personal, cardiac, or hip issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- This attraction was previously built for the 1976 World's Fair.
- The artificial Mouse figure was crafted using a real Mouse souvenir doll.
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