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The Caribbean Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Private Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Caribbean Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Private Lincoln
April 14, 2002
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its sailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Main Street Address by a tiki replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something with a different aura.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements or viral, cardiac, tongue, intestinal, back, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of girls used in this attraction.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln outfit.
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