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The Caribbean Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Figaro, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
The Caribbean Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Figaro
June 24, 1970
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This tracking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the College Address by a barefoot replica of President Figaro.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction before brunch.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $9 to refurbish.
- The artificial Figaro figure was put together using a real Figaro descendent.
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