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The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto attraction, July 13, 2007, 7:43 p.m.
The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto
April 14, 1976
As short as Timon's daisy
Avg. queue length:
This breathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its winding glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the California Address by a final replica of President Monsanto.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to ride this attraction alone.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are overrun with feral cats.
- The freakishly realistic Monsanto figure was fashioned using a real Monsanto description from his autobiography.
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