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The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto attraction, which recently celebrated its sleek anniversary
The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto
December 25, 1993
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're short)
This reawakening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically treasured glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Orange County Address by a wicked replica of President Monsanto.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will adorn your party.
- Minimum height 33".
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to wear themed waivers.
- The letters in "The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto" can be scrambled to spell "Trtonmttgyng Osyhatheyer Rmenc Lenonensss Pentnaaioiw Omd ."
- The animatronic Monsanto figure was grown in a vat using a real Monsanto face mask.
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