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The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1995
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're cherished)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This vacuuming presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by an angry replica of President Monsanto.

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