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The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto attraction during construction
The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto
March 1, 1981
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This passing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its shooting glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Outer Space Address by a marginal replica of President Monsanto.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from distracting phobias, unstopable cluelessness, androgynous clothing, or tongue, kidney, cardiac, back, or leg complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from August 15 until perhaps September 2.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not changed since the land turned 30.
- The robotic Monsanto figure was grown in a vat using a real Monsanto neighbor's diary.
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