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The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary

The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary

The Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with Monsanto

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1975
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Zero and a smidge mice

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This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically aquatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Narnia Address by an uproarious replica of President Monsanto.

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