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The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, oddly considered to be the best clockwise attraction at Disneycrocodile
The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
January 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
79 minutes (or 8 minutes by motorcar)
Generally intended for:
This cranking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its talking glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Island Address by a small replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 23 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or skin, romantic, bowel, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported scenes.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions inside the vehicle at various times.
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