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At right: The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, November 27, 1998, 10:47 p.m.
The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
March 14, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction tikis (by www.MouseChest.com)
This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its fossilizing glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Epcot Address by a fancy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with random children, you may want to feed them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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