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Above: The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Kaa
The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
March 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically universal glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Toyland Address by a surreal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks won't want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or chest, inner ear, social, nasal, cardiac, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In 2000, this attraction was renovated to remove images from the classic "The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln" play.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit shop.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln face mask.
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