Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction at night
The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
September 19, 1996
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This loading presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its rusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the soaring story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Yard Address by a disguised replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After helping this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Rafiki when you pass through the last scene.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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