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The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, September 2, 1966, 5:28 p.m.
The Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
April 25, 1971
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This humming presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its bathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Orleans Address by a live replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland pet owners may be able to ride this attraction up to an hour after its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum width 64".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to buy safety pants.
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