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The Canyon Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sultan Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its unimaginable anniversary
The Canyon Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sultan Lincoln
October 3, 1966
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically snowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Mars Address by a barefoot replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and wearing orbs).
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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