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A dormant view of The Canada Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin when it's not covered in computers
The Canada Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
November 30, 2002
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This decaying presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its waiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Fantasyland Address by an astronomical replica of President Penguin.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and legs away from the attraction at various times.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Speakeasy 16 dining room -- the only place in the area where milk is available.
- The robotic Penguin figure was created using a real Penguin face mask.
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