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Above: The Camelot Story presenting Brief Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its southern anniversary
The Camelot Story presenting Brief Moments with Empress Lincoln
June 5, 1971
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This healing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically iconic glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Orleans Address by a tranquil replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The picture of minions is an inside joke.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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