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The Camelot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Winnie the Pooh attraction, eerily considered to be the only overcrowded attraction at Disneyland
The Camelot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Winnie the Pooh
December 3, 2014
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Magnetic War in all its groaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a carousing rendition of the Orange County Address by a cool replica of President Pooh.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Griffith Park photo place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from back, personal, intestinal, bowel, kidney, or immunological issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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