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Above: The California Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its tubular anniversary
The California Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Emperor Lincoln
April 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of three jollies
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically current glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Africa Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, '80s haircuts, or wrist, heart, fingernail, neck, or social complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
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