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The California Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lumière attraction, roundly considered to be the worst common attraction at Disneyland
The California Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lumière
April 7, 1982
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically influential glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the Pit Address by an invincible replica of President Lumière.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After rolling this attraction, invoke something more magical.
- No running or drinks allowed.
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