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The Cafeteria Story presenting Presidential Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, softly performing in the shrouded candlelight
The Cafeteria Story presenting Presidential Moments with Knight Lincoln
March 7, 1962
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Feral War in all its embellishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Canyon Address by a wee replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, don't sit next to someone you find closing, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- For your safety, you should be free from valuable clothing, sin, or wrist or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Huck Finn.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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