Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Cafeteria Story presenting Presidential Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, massively considered to be the worst final attraction at Disneyland
The Cafeteria Story presenting Presidential Moments with Knight Lincoln
March 6, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically visual glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Caribbean Address by a defunct replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.