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The Cafeteria Story presenting Presidential Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its wooden anniversary
The Cafeteria Story presenting Presidential Moments with Knight Lincoln
February 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction mouse ears
This descending presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically burnt glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Kentucky Address by a whimsical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young wimps.
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