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The Cafeteria Story presenting Presidential Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, rapidly degaussing in the morning moonlight

Above: The Cafeteria Story presenting Presidential Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, rapidly degaussing in the morning moonlight

The Cafeteria Story presenting Presidential Moments with Knight Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 2000
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes (or 9 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

This joking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Hotel Address by an influential replica of President Lincoln.

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