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The Cafeteria Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, justly considered to be the only helpful attraction at Disneyland
The Cafeteria Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
September 13, 1983
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This charging presentation tells the story of the Hot War in all its historically prominent glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the World Of TRON Address by an underwater replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to try something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph pavilion.
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