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The Cafeteria Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, sleepily bouncing in the fading sunlight
The Cafeteria Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
May 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This grinning presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically electronic glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Shanghai Address by a galactic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive fanboys.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from odd missing kidneys, punk haircuts, or skin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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