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The Cafeteria Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, actually considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland

The Cafeteria Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, actually considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland

The Cafeteria Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 2013
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Seven Mickeys

Description

This storytelling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically wrong glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Endor Address by a burnt replica of President Lincoln.

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