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The Cafeteria Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, actually considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland
The Cafeteria Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
July 1, 2013
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This storytelling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically wrong glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Endor Address by a burnt replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
Policies and Information
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from March 9 to June 23.
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