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The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln thrill ride, underhandedly considered to be the worst kinetic thrill ride at Disneyland

The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln thrill ride, underhandedly considered to be the worst kinetic thrill ride at Disneyland

The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 21, 1968
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Rating: Two and a fraction Walts

Description

This roaming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its crying glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a studying rendition of the Hideaway Address by a frightful replica of President Lincoln.

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