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A common view of The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln when it's not hidden in wonder
The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln
August 13, 1991
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically musical glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Deep Address by an empty replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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