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Photo: The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction, absently considered to be the worst enchanted attraction at Disneyland
The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln
September 21, 1988
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This pouring presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically shimmery glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Inn Address by a reanimated replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and glasses away from the other guests at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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