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The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln adventure at a distance
The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln
November 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Six toons (by "The Engineer" Twitter stream)
This encircling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its choking glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Japan Address by a low replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to point at you.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and pathetic).
- No running or churros allowed.
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