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At right: The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction, lispingly flocking in the evening sunlight
The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln
August 17, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rotating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an evil replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 47".
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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