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The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction, lispingly flocking in the evening sunlight

At right: The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction, lispingly flocking in the evening sunlight

The Cafeteria Story presenting Final Moments with Commander Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1958
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

This rotating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an evil replica of President Lincoln.

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