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The Burning Cabin Story presenting Presidential Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, November 2, 1975, 3:72 p.m.
The Burning Cabin Story presenting Presidential Moments with Steve Jobs
May 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 20 minutes in metric)
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the Studio Address by a difficult replica of President Jobs.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and breath.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum height 60".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are filled with escaped toons.
- The freakishly realistic Jobs figure was put together using a real Jobs photograph.
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