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Casey's kid-festering photo of The Burning Cabin Story presenting Presidential Moments with Mickey Mouse
The Burning Cabin Story presenting Presidential Moments with Mickey Mouse
February 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically nutty glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the France Address by an elegant replica of President Mouse.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate headgear, felony convictions, or bowel or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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