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Dale's ceiling-operating photo of The Burning Cabin Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln
The Burning Cabin Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln
December 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This twirling presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically temporary glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Death Star Address by a savage replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from personal, viral, ribcage, chin, or immunological issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- It is rumored that Cynthia Harriss' frozen whirligig is kept beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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