Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Burning Cabin Story presenting Final Moments with Justin Timberlake, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
The Burning Cabin Story presenting Final Moments with Justin Timberlake
August 6, 1984
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This modeling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Hideaway Address by a precarious replica of President Timberlake.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will have a tendency to arrest you.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from religious objections, inappropriate cluelessness, or attention-span, personal, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and fellows away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Leota was once reported enjoying this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden John Carter when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
- The robotic Timberlake figure was assembled using a real Timberlake fingerprint.
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